In case you haven't heard, Dick Armey is a dipshit. So we figured we'd start throwing some libel worthy material up on the web. You know shoot from the hip. So here we go:
We have it on good authority the Dick Armey likes to sift through his own fecal matter.
P.S. If you don't know why we're directing vitriol at former majority GOP leader Dick Armey, it's not just because we can use the phrase "Dick Armey" over and over again, which is a perk to be sure. Just google, say, "Dick Armey is a douchebag" and see what comes up.