You know how spouses will withhold sex from their partner and then their partner cheats and uses that as an excuse? Well, that's the point we're at with Sufjan Stevens here at Dear Mr. Supercomputer.
Sufjan, since you obviously are just deciding to not produce albums anymore, you've caused us to look elsewhere for our musical and lyrical satisfaction. Our needs are not being satisfied right now and we have officially fallen for Andrew Bird.
Maybe we could reconcile one day, but due to your extreme lack of original material in the form of a proper album for the past few years, we are running away with Andrew Bird. He is to the whistle what you are to the banjo.
Andrew Bird - "Simple X"