"I've got 50-some guns, and I wasn't crazy about Obama's talk about small towns," said Sam Vetter, 64, a farmer and lifelong Democrat who regrets voting for Bush in 2000. "Besides," he added, "Obama just doesn't sound right for an American president."
(ed. note: That was nice of the LA Times to clean up that quote grammatically. Anyone who doesn't think Mr. Vetter said "Obama just don't sound right..." is kidding themselves. Also, I'm pretty sure he said "neart 50 guns." And it was also nice of them to not include the part where he said "Get offa my land!" and then shot at the reporters with a shotgun in between bites of squirrel stew.)
The Super-Duper Delegates were chosen unilaterally by me after much deliberation and eight vodka tonics.
Anyway, after much deliberation the Super-Duper Delegate Caucus votes were cast and according to the delegate distribution, based on the equation below
you can clearly see that Barack Obama is the winner and will therefore be our Democratic nominee for President.
See, isn't this method way better?