Q: You know it's been a while since you've mowed your lawn when....
[A] ... it takes you 20 minutes to start your lawn mower.
[B] ... your neighbor offers to help you start your lawn mower (it should be noted that your neighbor is 82 years old).
[C] ... once you start mowing your lawn, birds start descending upon the mowed parts due to the trillions of newly exposed insect denizens that were in the process of replicating the Amazon jungle.
[D] ... upon mowing it there is a distinct smell of onions, despite your not having a garden.
[E] ... upon completion your 82 year old neighbor offers to lend you his weed eater.
[F] ... any of the above.
[G] ... all of the above.
I'm not sure what the correct answer is. I suspect [F], but my scantron only goes to [E]. In any case, the Supercomputer household was definately in category [G] until this morning.
Thank goodness the ultra-creepy Google Maps Street View Army weren't out in my neighborhood yesterday.
Among the literally hundreds of Paul Simon's 'Graceland' covers, none have resinated quite like version by Casiotone for the Painfully Alone. It's ambitious, unique, heartfelt, and totally captures the emotions of this great song in a new light.
Perhaps others would disagree, but here it is.
Casiotone for the Painfully Alone - "Graceland"