Friday, February 29, 2008

MP3 of the Week: "I Dare You" Edition

Go head, Hillary Clinton campaign. I dare you.

Do it.

C'mon do it.

Sue the Texas Democratic Party.

Do it.

I dare you.

I double dare you.

Your campaign took years setting up a Super Tuesday system that would have presumably wiped out any possible contender for your nomination.

You were so convinced you'd knock out everyone else that you didn't bother strategizing any post-Feb 5 states.

You were so convinced that you didn't need any small states that you didn't bother trying to win Kansas and other Midwest states.

You supposedly care so much about Texas, that you don't know how the primary/caucus works.

You've been stacking the deck for years for this moment and yet you find yourself down.

So you start grasping at straws. You lower the bar. You "go nuclear."

And now, you threaten with legal action because there's a better-than-average chance you're going to lose Texas, thanks in part by the complicated primary/caucus system.

So do it. Please do it. Sue us. Tear the Democratic party to pieces. Let that be your legacy.

I dare you.


Spoon - "The Underdog"

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