Reply to: firstname.lastname@example.org
Date: 2007-11-25, 10:05PM EST
I am selling: 1 ultra-sexy, hardly ever been used quarterback.
He's still in good condition, I just don't need him anymore as I've found a suitable replacement. And I might just not use him, so the savings get passed on to you!
This quarterback is still brand new, hardly even out of his wrapper. Still in mint condition. He has rock-hard abs, a wild mane of hair, and a smile that could power all of Euclid.
He has appeared in a few Subway commercials and some sort of Gillette promotion. Other than that, he hardly has a scratch on him. He's still in tip-top shape.
He's been described as a young-colt by those in the know, so you better get him now while you can.
He looks great holding a clip board, doing the YMCA, singing "Walking in Memphis" or just sitting around, waiting for him to be called upon. In fact, he's gotten very good at that last thing.
You can use him however you want. Prop him up for decoration, use him as the greatest wingman of all time, or shoot, even put him in an NFL game.
I am selling him for high draft picks, a defensive tackle, OBO.
Thank you for your interest.
- location: United States, Cleveland, OH
- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests