Sunday, April 01, 2007

Exclusive Post!

Once in a generation, a discovery is made that helps link and explain our universe. Sir Isaac Newton was able to link gravity with the rotation of the Earth. FDR was able to link jobs and the economy. Both of these helped out in furthering mankind along with the individual areas involved. Well, Dear Mr. Supercomputer is ready to join that exclusive club. DMS has finally figured out politics, music, and sports and what makes them work individually as well as in concert. Apparently those are the three foci of Dear Mr. Supercomputer, so we've been churning away, running processes, testing algorithms, and have finally figured it all out, in easy-to-read pdf format. I'm sure this new development will be appearing in professional journals, news magazines, and the occasional spot on ESPN's award-winning Outside the Lines. It should put DMS on the forefront of national news and those stupid Technorati rankings or whatever they're called.

So, without further ad--

4 comments:

Steph said...

Can I pay only $19.95 more for the DMS Insider Premium?

Adam said...

You should know, the world is flat. I don't need you and your stinkin' "discovery"!

sk said...

FDR was the worst president of the 20th century whose name wasn't "Jimmy Carter"

gk said...

He's history's greatest monster!