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Sorry for the lateness of this link, but make predictions of what President Bush will tell the Union tonight here.
I'll post my score if you post yours.
(Update! : I'm totally kicking ass right now! He's wearing a blue tie and has already said the words "Math and Science.")
(2nd Update: Started off strong, but wavering now (mimmicking the Bush presidency). I predicted more Cheney-standing-while-Pelosi-remains-seated incidents. Also, I think I somehow overshot the number of times Bush would use the word "freedom." And foolishly, I thought he'd use the term "global warming.")
(3rd Update: Woo hoo! He said both "earmarks" and "Iran!" Bingo!)
(4th Update: Dammit! He said "Osama Bin Laden." And he's only mentioning the Persian Gulf, and not the Gulf of Mexico. I thought he would refer to both. P.S. The SOTU is about 600% percent more enjoyable with you have Axis of Evil Puppets riding on it.)
(5th Update: Holy shit! It's Dikembe Mutumbo!! He wasn't included in the quiz!)
(6th Update: OK. What the hell is going on? Now he's going on about Baby Einstein? Where am I?)
(7th Update: Hmm. Is "God Bless" the same as "God Bless America?" If not, then I'm golden.)
(8th Update: Time for the Democratic response. I need another beer if I'm gonna get through this. Which reminds me: Play the SOTU Drinking Game 2007!)
(9th Update: Update on a prior update: Bush DID say "Global Climate Change" which, unfortunately, was not my choice. I actually thought he would pony up and use "global warming." Stupid me. On a side note: I once saw an interview who got the Republicans to all start using the term "climate change" rather than "global warming." A truly interesting concept that such a minor "clarification" could result in, really, the end of civilization. I forget who that guy is, but I'd like to beat him to death with a lead pipe.)
(10th Update: I think the aforementioned "climate change" monger is this guy. Note: Jim Webb is giving the Democratic response, but I'm totally not paying attention. And I'm drunk.)
(11th Update: Jim Webb mentioned Hurricaine Katrina, while Bush did not (point for me!). I bet if the Saints had won on Sunday he would have mentioned it. Because as Stephen Colbert says below: "If the Saints [had won] it is as if Katrina never happened!"
(12th Update: I've seen Senator Hilary Clinton interviewed on two separate networks. And I'm out of beer.)
(13th Update: Oh. And here's Barack Obama. That was subtle ABC.)