Thursday, November 23, 2006

Things to be Thankful For

Happy Thanksgiving everybody. Hope all is well where you are.

In honor of the pilgrims having dinner with the Native Americans, or "Indians" as they were called at the time, here is a list of the five things I am most thankful for in the world.

  1. Coach Dennis Green. For giving us this legendary rant. And giving me the "We are who we thought they were!" joke to run into the ground and make totally unfunny by Christmas.

  2. Elmo. For entertaining Addy when Daddy doesn't feel like being a full time parent that early.

  3. Our World Map Shower Curtain. You don't know how much extra time I've spent on the toilet trying to memorize the names at least 10 African countries. It's harder than naming the Seven Houses of Parliament.

  4. Deadspin.com. For informing the general public (and those without cable) of wonderful sports-tainment news such as the aforementioned Dennis Green news conference. And of this heartwarming moment about the passing of a legen -- OHIO STATE!!!!!







5. For all the children of the world to join hands and sing in spirit of harmony and peace. Oh wait, that's another holiday list.


5. The 7-11 Coffee Bar. Let's just say that the 7th Coffee-free Card has saved me about $600.

Bonus Thanks to: Kevin Federline. For giving all loser guys hope that they too can get a job as a lowly backup dancer, knock up Brittney Spears (twice), and recieveher alimony checks after the divorce. God Bless us, everyone!

I hope you all have a lot to be thankful for as well.


1 comment:

Steph said...

i can't believe "melmo" made it on your blog. you are officially lame.